1. Portion control. To my roommate, a salad of spinach, blueberries, strawberries, and a little Gruyere is a meal. And we’re talking, size-of-a-small-cereal-bowl salad. No dressing. She enjoyed a crab cake with me, because I had extra. So I also had the salad, two and half crab cakes, and a yogurt. I am still a little hungry, but that was her dinner. I will eat again shortly. She might not. I think she’s crazy, she thinks she’s reasonable. The bathroom scale likes to argue her point.
2. Giving things in the kitchen a wipe-down doesn’t always cut it. As I made said crab cakes, Roommate pointed out that our other friend has a seafood allergy, and that I should warn her if I ever cook for her. Luckily, Roommate and I feel similarly about wiping down things that others may scrub and disinfect, but it was still an enlightening moment.
3. Getting ready to go exercise doesn’t necessarily need to be an ordeal. She got ready and was out the door in five minutes. Granted, she planned to shower afterward, was not wearing makeup, and was already messy from field work, but still.
4. My TV choices are embarrassing.
5. My TV quantity (when not busy) is also embarrassing.
6. If the BPA in can linings can give me cancer, I will get it ages before Roommate. I love me some canned green beans, but I’d be lying if I said that was the only canned food I eat in a week.
I plan to add more to this list as things arise. Maybe living with Roommate will automatically result in increased exercise and decreased caloric intake, even if it’s just because the shadow cast on my lifestyle is a bit embarrassing.